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While Australian actress Tilda Cobham-Hervey seems really cool and nice, the fact remains -- she has burst our collective bubble by dating the internet's fantasy boyfriend, Lionactor (who does a mean Australian accent) and known Longbottomer, Dev Patel. Why cruel fate?!

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The dreamboat and his Hotel Mumbaico-star/lover were snapped in L.A. Tuesday, with Patel's adorable mother also in tow.

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Look how happy they are. Pfft, it won't last. Jokes! Good for them, etc. But the fact remains -- the people are devastated.

The heartbreak is real. But some inexplicably mature people are beyond social media's pettiness.

Dev has a history of dating mega babes. He previously dated his Slumdog Millionaireco-star Freida Pinto from 2008 to 2014. They too were heartbreakingly cute together. God dammit.


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